Gusto kong kumain ng kumain ng kumain.

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I’m not even on drugs. I’m just weird.

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ME EVERYDAY! HAHAHAHAHAH

Reblog if you’re the retarded friend.

dorkvader:

this is up for debate though:/

…….no questions there HAHAH at least aminado ako =))

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Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a shower because you’re too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and you crack up. You hate it when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don’t. You hate it when your favourite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it’s serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate it when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can’t say out loud. You hate it when people in front of you walk really slow and you can’t get past them. You’re always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the “sup” head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate it when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.

awkwardturtles-onedirectioner:

fuckme-1direction:

zaynisvain:

bitch, are you stalking me?!

You’re stalking me! 

I did the ‘sup’ nod after I read it! Are you outside my door or someshit. GO AWAY!

this omg YES YES

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THIS EXPLAINS MY LIFE!!!! Okay, you aren’t supposed to get somebody else’s food (or any other stuff for that matter) without their permission! A lot of the times my sisters just eat my food! Like this one time when I get home from training and I was all like “Hey, where’d my pasta go?” then our maids were like “What pasta? I think the twins ate it.” and I was just standing there like:

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The ghetto mother fucker you become when you’re mad.

cocobellax:

NECK MOVING AND ALL

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When you’re talking to a friend..

dutch-russianlambo:

And somebody interrupts it, you’re like

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The moment when you hear a song and every single word perfectly describes your situation.

princessuh:

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I have respect for those guys who can stick to their girl. Girls are stubborn, irritating, confusing and much more. I don’t know how some of you guys can deal with it. We complain almost everyday about the littlest things. Some guys would get irritated and leave in a heartbeat, I would. I can’t even stand myself.

twistedtheory:

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